I went to this seminar the other day on web traffic enhancement. Kinda normal stuff, I knew most of it, but whilst I was listening to this speaker I had a really great idea. What if you post pictures of boobs on your website? Well, the answer is straight forward, your traffic will increase. And it is a prooven fact that this will work.
Also, a very good tactic is to hide words in your blogpost. You can hide them by making them the same colour as your background and no-one will ever notice.
Dirty, Sex, Porn, Penis, Vagina, Prostitute, Bum, Bossom, Legs, Sexy, Underwear, Kinky
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What I don’t get is you said that design isn’t important, doesn’t adding pictures to your site count as design?
No, adding pictures is important, but adding pictures does not mean design. If the pictures was added into the ‘template’ (i.e. the framework) then it would add to the design, and that never works!
Google will penalise you if you hide words.
What are you talking about Richard? Why should they penalise me, I am sending traffic to them too you know!
Bolton, you’re obviously new to this game.
Google has webmaster guidelines. If you fail to heed them, they penalise you. This means that they drop you from their index or bust your rank in their search results down to #10 000 where no-one will ever see you.
Saying that you send traffic to Google is laughable. Google doesn’t need or want traffic from you. Google GIVES traffic to people. They don’t need anyone to send them traffic.
I suggest you start using google to find out more about SEO.
Here’s a link for you:
http://www.growler.com/Pro/SEO/aaSEO2/penalized-in-Google.htm
I found your blog on amatomu.
Richard, thanks for the link!
I have been in the I.T industry for years now, and if you are able to send traffic to a corporation like Google then your traffic will increase, simple!
Wow. That’s all I have to say. Wow.
Nic, welcome, are you being genuin, because I’m really happy if people learn something out of this. I’ll add this to my testimonials cause you speak few but powerful words! Thanks
Um, Bolt, I think that you might have missed the true intent of my previous comment. Please can you remove me from your blogroll and the “testimonials” section of your “blog”.
Thanks.
I don’t understand, what was your true intent in that case? As I said, I’m glad you’re interested, and also, adding someone to a blogroll is good for traffic, trust me on that!
I was going to write a whole long story here, but have chosen not to. You have visted my blog. Look around, it’s not for you, nor is your “flavour” for me.
So please, do me a favour and remove my ironic comment from your testimonial and my link from your blogroll. Appreciate it.
I have removed your link, but find it weird that you are asking me to visit your blog, ie. adding traffic but you don’t want link traffic from my side? Web Traffic Enhancement is vital and needs to be taken serious! Keep Well
I wasn’t asking you too, I was noting that you have already visited. Thanks and goodbye!
Youre welcome Nic
You’re not too smart…
What everyone wants is WEB TRAFFIC
Some choose more ethical methods that others.Some people will doanything for a dollar, I guess they figure no one will know. Or worse yet No One
Will Care.
mmm… boobs
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