I was heavily criticised for my post on publishing images of boobs to increase traffic. And this post has been my top post, surprise, surprise…
The principle of adding boobs is simple, because any good business man knows that SEX SELLS. Also, there is no ‘violation’ whatsoever, so it is legal and falls under correct net etiquette. Net-users must wake up and smell the coffee, Boobs are here to stay and to make you rich!
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The reason it was tops, is because hundreds of people have been coming here to laugh at your stupid idea.
When the joke gets old, unfortunately you’ll see that traffic decline.
Buddy, you claim to be this master of Web Traffic. Well I think it’s complete bull and I challenge you to prove otherwise.
You need to give examples of sites you own that have considerable amounts of relevant web traffic, before you can even claim to know the first thing about this subject.
Also, I would choose your company carefully. Guy Mclaren’s sites have been banned from Muti for his bad attitude and constant spamming and self-promotion.
Your self-promotion posts to Muti are getting voted down into oblivion and you now have -10 kudos:
http://www.muti.co.za/user?name=Bolton
If you go down that road, the same is going to happen to you.
Captop, yo yo dog, you speak no sense. I never invested in ‘kudos’ at Muti so I have nothing to lose!
Also, why are you badmouthing Mr McLaren all of a sudden? B
This must be a joke.
C’mon. Seriously.
Where are the cameras??
Captop, it is hurtful to assume someone is a joke, and this once again is what I have mentioned before, about how mean people are on the net and that net-apathy needs to be worked on. I understand that Web Traffic Enhancement is a competitive business, but there is no reason why one has to become nasty!
Bolton you have been targetted by the MUTI clique. It does not surprise me, but then again, 30 – 40 hits a month was what I got from MUTI. There are superior ways to do social networking. The level of discourse on MUTI is also rather dissapointing. Those people have no need for a gym. They get enough excercise jumping to conclusions and running people down. Trust me on this one ignore tham and they will go away. I am actually surprised that they have not being leaving anonymous comments.
Guy -> Really? 30 – 40 hits?
According to http://awstats.trafficdepartment.co.za that figure is:
August – 1134 referrals
September – 1121 referrals
Don’t try lie about your stats when you leave the program wide open for anyone to view. Duh!
Bolton ->
I am not competing with you, I think this is all a joke because the posts are wrong on so many levels.
1) a random picture of boobs to increase traffic? Pathetic.
2) gloating about Microsoft using your method when you don’t actually understand that just because the word “microsoft” is in the URL doesn’t mean that it originates from their servers. Sub-domains would be “.microsoft.com” not “www.ideaflow.com/microsoft”. Amateur.
3) flash is evil? This is moronic.
4) Posting dateless entries? Also one of the stupidest things ever.
5) hiding text in a page? DUMB IDEA!! Search engines will penalise you for this.
6) meta tags? Google ignores meta tags these days.
7) hyperlinking to a search engine to send it traffic will increase your ranking? BULLSH1T!!!
This site has to be satirical. There is no meaningful content here. Just humour.
I know, i know. We’re being baited here. Some genius has created this masterpiece of comedy. I am going to wait for the big announcement that it’s all a hoax before saying any more.
Catto and captop, the only humour will be my donation kitty filling with cash whilst you guys make fun of people!
I must say I’m a little concerned at this attitude Bolton. You don’t appear to have any sound business model and I doubt very much that you actually know what you’re talking about. I would get a life – if at all possible.
I am considering moderating comments now. I am tired of insults, I have attacked no one here!
Bolton,
I would really like to categorically state that the previous to comments posted by “Nic” with no link to the nicharalambous.com blog ARE NOT ME.
I have not commented on this blog since I last said goodbye, no more.
I am offended that whoever the hell is using my name is continuing to bad mouth you and the site, because I honestly just don’t care enough to do so.
Please just bear in mind when reading comments from a “Nic” that they are not me.
Hello Nic, thanks for your message, it seems like there are moer than one of you around, which is confusing, but I am glad you cleared this up!I don’t think you must be offended thou because Nic is alsoa common name here in Ermelo. As for your link on your comment, that is def a clever way of getting traffic!
Capdog, I believe your counting skills are a little screwed, I found no more than 200 muti referred page impressions in September, based on your figures every 25% of McLarens visitors came from Muti, wheras 200 out of 25911 page visits is more likely to support McLarens suggested total of 40 visitors specifically if you look at the ratio of visitors per visit.
Possibly your mathematical skills are as good as your judgement?
No fred, you twat, someone edited that comment after I posted it. This “Bolton” character simply added an extra digit on both. Pretty darn disgraceful, isn’t it?
The figures are 134 / 121 depending on which column you look at in Awstats (at most 200).
This is why I’m convinced this website is just a comedy show!
But I am enjoying it immensely! Especially now that Guy and Bolton are having an online punch up. Awesome.
check out this for reall traffic http://www.myincom.com/freetraffic/site-map.php
You don’t really need or want that lifestyle, it might hurt y’all slowly more…….Just tell him you
don’t wanna repeat something your not too proud of z7uas.
I came here because I clicked on some boobs i found on google
Woot! Boobies! And I read the middle, and went and saw the (now) -18 kudos on Muti. Now I’m leaving, taking teh boobies with me! kthxbye!
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